Wade was not a happy little butterfly right now. Of course, he wasn't ever a happy little butterfly, even when he tried that fun green liquor and thought nudity was the way to go ( Read more... )

There was an America's Next Top Model marathon on the TV, but Deadpool wasn't paying it any attention. There was an overly affectionate kitten in his lap, and he was only petting it distractedly, ignoring the other kitten who was attempting to gnaw is ankle off.

He was just... waiting.

Quietly.

Patiently.

This could not bode well.

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Wade had fallen asleep last night with a ninja in bed with him, even woke up with one this morning. But whatever the hell that woman did to him had really wiped him out. Like his healing factor was in overdrive to fix things that didn't actually happen, but still caused the pain.

Sometime after the morning, while he was taking a coma nap, the ( Read more... )

The door was shut and Deadpool was sleeping. He was having a bad day.

Wake him at your own peril.